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Post by Maigan on Nov 1, 2001 6:34:01 GMT -5
Hmmm I think we should truss him up and dress him as the fairy he has become before leaveing him in a local gay bar ask LotR for directions I believe he frequents them...... I feel a tu-tu coming on ... There once was a spammer called Spelman who got lots of his fun raising hell. Man! So we trussed him up tight in a tu-tu. That's right! Now he's here at the door as the Bellman. Now the Fonze is the man - he is cool You can tell he is nobody's food But among his delights is to see Spelman's tights - Just the sight of those legs makes me drool It's so sad IA's going away And we dearly would love her to stay But I'm willing to bet Just one small pirouette From the Spelman and she's on her way So I'm telling you, Fonze, take no chances and control Spelman's urges for dances His display with the bear (well you had to be there) cost the forumers lots of weird glances So it's up to the Fonz to be sure that he stays the one we all adore While he's running the forum A sense of decorum Will surely be thrown out the door
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Nov 1, 2001 18:14:18 GMT -5
LMFAO classy Maigan hahahahaha but its hard to tell are you with the IMPS *points at them* or the rightous Army of coolness (thass my forces)
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Post by Spelman on Nov 1, 2001 22:23:55 GMT -5
Sooooo........mean old Fozikothysookyleatherman try to bring in Mumsie to hit poor Spelmanimp wiffa slipper! Bad! Bad! Bad Sweet Baboo! Hurta headses him do! Pretty Maiganlady tells nicenice story and Sweet Baboo wanna maker choose sideses...no needa choose sideses! Justest singalong
[glow=red,2,300]what would ya do if I act like a loon, would ya call the white coat guys on me? Lend me your ears...well, no don't 'cause that's gross, and four ears would look strange, yessireee! I get by with a little help from an imp. Yeah, we could try bein' nice to an imp.
Fonzi tirades and the imps paint his bike in a shade of lavender and pink. what was that stuff that they dumped on his head? we're not sure, but my gahd does it stink! I get by with a little help from an imp. Yeah, we could try bein' nice to an imp.
Won't you beeee nice to impys Kothy wothy snookums Could you beee nice to impys before they glue shut yer bums
Where do you go where you think you'd be safe from the winged perveyers of jokes? How do you think you can maintain your cool when they've feathered what used to have spokes? Oooh they could turn your bike into a van! Yes a chatreuse six cylinder minivan! And It's not kewl to be seen in that van!
Will you still be a meanie? And pick on the poor winged shrimps? Must you be such a meanie? And persecute little imps
hehehhehehehehhehehehehheheheheheheheh[/glow]
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Nov 2, 2001 8:41:57 GMT -5
ROFLMFBFHAO
I cant reply to that right now, damm u IMP DAMM YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Post by Zoras on Nov 2, 2001 21:23:56 GMT -5
Dammit, you guys make me wish I had poetry talent...
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Nov 4, 2001 5:47:24 GMT -5
Dammit, you guys make me wish I had poetry talent... Hehheheheh yeah our spelman and maigan the NR poet lauriets eh ?
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Post by Maigan on Nov 4, 2001 16:13:42 GMT -5
Hey does that mean that I could become truly cool?
A Chevvy Impala imposes, nearly impacting the Imperator (that's you Koth) and the impious Impmaster (guess who?).
An imperial impressario, impeccablly impressive, implies' "Impmaster, I'm impressing you with this impromptu imprint, imploring that you impound this Imperator, imprison him in our impregnable Imphold. Your impassioned impasto has imperdeptible import, and he is impervious. I don't wish to impose or be impolite, but your imposture is impossible.
He hands Spelman a parchment and a bumper sticker and drives away and drives away. The parchment simplu says,"Brought to you by the Institute on Impassioned Imps."
The bumper sticker reads "Imps do it Impressively!"
Geeze Spelman, you sure hang out with some strange people.
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Nov 4, 2001 19:06:43 GMT -5
ROFLMAO that was good maigan, though I got the impression u were after becomeing an IMP your self hehehe.
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Post by Maigan on Nov 4, 2001 19:23:49 GMT -5
I can confess, oh King of Coolness, that I'm being definitely drawn down into the muddy morass of mystifying mischief the Spelman and his spritely sympathisers are supplying.
Also, I don't think I could cope with putting that greasy stuff through my hair.
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Nov 4, 2001 20:01:17 GMT -5
I can confess, oh King of Coolness, that I'm being definitely drawn down into the muddy morass of mystifying mischief the Spelman and his spritely sympathisers are supplying. Then you are weak, and do not deserve to call your self a Jedi *kshht heavy breathing darth vader style* Also, I don't think I could cope with putting that greasy stuff through my hair. LMFAO there are just too many sperm type jokes I could make here at this point......
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Post by Spelman on Nov 4, 2001 20:38:46 GMT -5
*Imp Mode* Oooooooooooo. Sweet Baboo do da Dart Vadey thing! Allus fussin'. Never letta impy's hava funzies! No fair! Gotta BIIIG flashlightswipycutcut! Swartz be witim! Gotta dood it!
When we causes liddle troubles Fonzi goes and calls Mumsie She froes meanie slipper Let him beeee Then he getses Darty Wader No let cars be from Chevy We got bumper sticker Let imp beeee
Let imp beee let imp be Let imp be, oh let imp be Kothysnookiookums Let imp beeee.
Impy justest wanna play fun Spamajamin wild and free Never maka senses Let imp beeee IA, Maigan, Spelman, who else? Whatever happened to E.D.? We need lossa impies Let imp beee!
Let imp beee let imp be Let imp be, oh let imp be Kothysnookiookums Let imp beeee.
Kothywothysnookie Babboo You know you love our company Put away the swatter Let Imp beeee No need to call Orkin meanies Impys need a referee Spam might be the answer Let imp beeee
Let imp beee let imp be Let imp be, oh let imp be Kothysnookiookums Let imp beeee.
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Nov 4, 2001 20:43:36 GMT -5
Lennon would be so proud of what uve turned his song into my man....
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