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Post by Nachtrafe-Tyrant Jr on Oct 30, 2001 15:11:51 GMT -5
Yes Yes Quite.... Some one execute him please. *Rushes into the thread, Katana blazing with flames of pure ice. The Official WineBaboo Hall Security Forces - Ogre Division(ACK...Gotta shorten that) follow, snarling and bearing battle axes and clubs. All stand ready to execute the orders of His KothinWothieSnookieOokumsBaboo-Ness(as well as execute the poor fools that irritate said Tyrant). All take one look at the LARGE red dragon and skid to a halt. The Ogres begin muttering about pay raises and the Tyrant Jr quietly puts up his Katana.* Ummm Sir....You do realize that the perpetrator is a *DRAGON*, do you not? Ummm...I think we're going to need bigger weapons. And maybe a bigger budget.
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Oct 30, 2001 15:19:02 GMT -5
HAve u never killed a red dragon before? simply avoid talking to it, and fire 10 charges of a wand of cloud kill at the beast, sit back eat a burger and watch said dragon stupidly stand still untill it finds oblivion. Pffffttt a real Tyrant knows when to use cheesey dragon killing tactics...
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Post by Nachtrafe-Tyrant Jr on Oct 30, 2001 15:40:52 GMT -5
HAve u never killed a red dragon before? simply avoid talking to it, and fire 10 charges of a wand of cloud kill at the beast, sit back eat a burger and watch said dragon stupidly stand still untill it finds oblivion. Pffffttt a real Tyrant knows when to use cheesey dragon killing tactics... *Suddenly transforms into an incredibly CUTE little boy. The katana is nowhere to be seen, but wields a pair of Eyes of the Puppy Dog +4,000,000,000 Against Mean Ol' Tyrants. Turning the dreaded Eyes on the Tyrant Sr *cough*Baboo*cough* Well golly gee Mr baboo sir. I'm just 4 and a half years old and I aint never kilded myself a dragon before. Would you show me how, oh Grand High Tyrant Sr Sir..*cough*KothieWothieSnookieOokumsBaboo*cough*. *Blinks innocently up at the Tyrant* *When KothieWothieSnookieOokumsBaboo's back is turned transforms himself back to normal, materializes a big bag of popcorn, and plops down on a beanbag. Produces grog and Gnome-Kabobs for the Ogres. All sit and prepare to watch the 'show'.*
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Post by Lady Graywolfe_samie on Oct 31, 2001 4:44:21 GMT -5
samie steps from portal of her and gw's bed room and jumps of her red dragons back.....wearing her super woman outfit and shooting fireballs at her big bubba.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dont kill me dragon bubba!!!!! rides on Zoras and drops chocolate pies on Fonz, Aradia,Gia and a special Amber pie on Natch......
MMMMWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*wink*
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Zoras
Minion
Burn with the Dragon's soul
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Post by Zoras on Oct 31, 2001 5:56:43 GMT -5
Well, it looks like the Lady Samie has just cast a spell of Diplomatic Immunity on me.
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Oct 31, 2001 6:08:57 GMT -5
Indeed Zoras, and it might even save u except for one thing, I am a Tyrant I dont deal in Diplomacy:P
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Zoras
Minion
Burn with the Dragon's soul
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Post by Zoras on Oct 31, 2001 6:22:44 GMT -5
True, but I believe your gracious Queen does. And besides, as her private secretary and assistant, I think she'd be VERY upset if you decided to put me into premature retirement. ;D
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Amen Ra
Slave
We will meet again in the place no shadows fall
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Post by Amen Ra on Oct 31, 2001 15:28:48 GMT -5
<----- doesnt like online sex in any form Miserable Bastard ;D
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Oct 31, 2001 16:01:22 GMT -5
heh heh Aint that just so, bro.
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Post by Solaufein_Xiltyn on Oct 31, 2001 17:07:29 GMT -5
Bah your both a bunch of homesexuals
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Post by Falkirk on Nov 2, 2001 8:31:52 GMT -5
<----- doesnt like online sex in any form What about offline? (Just a question, NOT an offer.)
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Nov 2, 2001 8:38:17 GMT -5
What about offline? (Just a question, NOT an offer.) You want him really dont you ohh ohh suit you sir
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Post by Solaufein_Xiltyn on Nov 2, 2001 19:45:44 GMT -5
Women only OFFLINE
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