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Post by Trista on Oct 31, 2001 15:36:30 GMT -5
hehe!
Can't you just see him..... staring out the boo boo boxtm looking up, all wide eyed, holding the widdle ducky and grinning from ear to ear.
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Post by RavenKnights on Oct 31, 2001 15:41:54 GMT -5
[glow=blue,7,300] Hail and well met, did I hear a distress call?? Impish happenings, and the local fallen paladin isn't in on them?? I KNOW I heard that impish clarion call to battle... "FUN"... I heard it! I swear it!!!
What's this about a duckie??
We are outnumbered, and out classed Koth. I, as a paladin, know how to handle this... Die, with honor!!![/glow] [glow=red,2,300] CHARGE!!![/glow]
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Oct 31, 2001 15:59:03 GMT -5
ATLAST one brave enough to stand at the Tyrants side and turn back the flow of IMP'ishness HUZZAH NOW WE CAN FIGHT BACK AND HAVE ALL THE COFFE IN THE WORLD HUZZAH
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Post by RavenKnights on Oct 31, 2001 16:01:47 GMT -5
ATLAST one brave enough to stand at the Tyrants side [glow=blue,7,300] Or stupid enough...[/glow]
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Post by Spelman on Oct 31, 2001 17:32:38 GMT -5
I.M.P Impossibly Mischievous Persons
IMP's not be nasty, Mr. Kotywothsnookieookumsookiewookie Sweet Babooness! Mostly fun wanna having be we are. Not meanie us! Just funsies! Funzie needa dance! Play aaaaalla songses in 'nother thready juuuus fo' yuuuuuu
[glow=red,2,300]*Cast Tinki Winki Dance*[/glow]
<victim must begin to speak and dance like a teletubbie and where either purple, red or yellow, unless saving throw versus purses is made...[roll]....you lose! start dancin'>
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Oct 31, 2001 17:47:05 GMT -5
Atleast my true friend RK sticks by me, unlike certain family members who abandon me to side with the IMPS....
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Post by Trista on Oct 31, 2001 17:55:42 GMT -5
Kothywothysnookieookumsbaboo.... Being an IMP is FUN!!! Bubba, just sit there in the boo boo box™ and be good! As for RK.... well, I plan on taking care of his punishment.. privately!
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Post by Kothoses the Tyrant on Oct 31, 2001 18:08:55 GMT -5
*Tuts, puts on best Irenicus voice over* You dare to attack me here? do you even know who I am?
NEver mind, I grow bored of your games mageling, your pathetic magics are useless.
Very well, if thats the way you want it, so be it......
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Post by RavenKnights on Oct 31, 2001 18:16:05 GMT -5
[glow=blue,7,300]Ack! No... She's... For the love of god... She's... She's... Acting sweet!!! My Tyrant, I... I have failed thee.
My will to resist the dark power of these[/glow][glow=purple,2,300]IMPS[/glow] [glow=blue,7,300]is spent... I can no longer fight them off, there are just too many of them...
Carry on my liege! Fight the good fight!!! I will be with you in spirit...[/glow]
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Post by Solaufein_Xiltyn on Oct 31, 2001 18:25:49 GMT -5
Natas 0w|\|z u
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Post by Nachtrafe-Tyrant Jr on Nov 1, 2001 0:17:02 GMT -5
*Hearing the heartfelt pleas of his Tyrant, the Tyrant Jr manages, with a supreme effort of will to free himself from the clutches of the IMPish ones. Pulling out his Katana of Slaying all things Cute +42 he begins to go GinsumaticTM on all the little bunnies and duckies and kitties. As he spins his lethal dance about the room he occasionally stops to smack an Ogre upside the head and get him to help.*
*Once all of the local Evil, Vile, Cuteness is thoroughly decimated he marshalls his troops, the Official WineBaboo Internal Security Department - Ogre Division and begins to inspect the troops.*
Damn...This is worse than I thought. <br> {Activate Drill Sargeant Voice}
SUCK IN THAT GUT SOLDIER! YOU...WITH THE RIBBONS...GET THOSE OUTTA YOUR HAIR BEFORE I GRAB A SHOTGUN AND DO IT FOR YA. AND YOU, UNLESS YOU'RE PLANNING ON EATING THAT BUNNY, I'D SUGGEST THAT YOU DROP IT RIGHT NOW MISTER
I have never seen such a pathetic bunch of low life maggots in all my days. You are the sorriest looking bags of horse piss it has ever been my displeasure to see. From now on, rations are down to just 1 gnome a day. And you will whip your sorry butts into shape immediately or I will rip your heads off and tap dance on your eyeballs. DO YOU GET ME?!
*There is a chorus of dispirited grunts and growls from the Ogres. One, ribbons still in his spiky hair spots a fawn bounding past and stares at it, eyes welling up with little pinpoints of cuteness*
[glow=red,left,800]FOOM!!![/glow]
*The Doe is scattered over a full acre by the force of the lightning bolt. Eyes blazing, the Tyrant Jr returns his gaze to the Ogres. Crooking a finger, another bolt of energy sizzles out and the ribbons on the Ogres head evaporate, as does about half of his left ear.*
I said: DO YOU GET ME?!
*The Ogres jump to rigid attention and roar*
[glow=red,left,800]SIR, WE GET YOU SIR!![/glow]
Better. Now, I want you to gather your weapons, mobilize, and meet me at Tyrant HQ in 30 minutes. Double time gentleman. We got us some IMPs to bash and some CUTEness to destroy!
*Calmly the Ebony Winged Tyrant walks out of the now DCZ(De-Cuted-Zone) and heads to the Mighty Fortress of Fonziness to join his Tyrant in their quest.*
OOC: WOW!!! Sort of went off there! That was FUN!!!!!
EDIT: In case it wasn't obvious enough...I MISS OUR RP KOTH!!!
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Post by IceAngel on Nov 1, 2001 5:22:11 GMT -5
Hmmm.. SOMEbody forgot who the Leader of the IMPS is... didn't he? * rubs her head where the ogre smacked it, reminds the guy w/the katana that one can't play parchesi if whomped on by Ogres and such and cute is a definite advantage in yahtzee w/out dice games* Ahem! This wanton destruction of all things cute will just have to stop... my poor widdlebabies....*cuddles and soothes all things cute* Meanies! I've half a mind to call the teletubby-smurf brigade! *giggle* Kothiewothiesnookiookums, you stop beating up on things cute or I'll have to let Spelman out again!!! Silly sweet baboo... I may have to get the IMP known as Whisper/Nightshade/Liz to come get you.. hehe.. *imagines Kothywothiepookieookums in a bonnet and lace* HAAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Zoras
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Burn with the Dragon's soul
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Post by Zoras on Nov 1, 2001 7:44:15 GMT -5
Zorasalaphon opens a single eye languidly as he briefly takes in the scene before him; a lone man running about frantically trying to swat off several dimunitive figures who are clinging to his form and pasting Teletubby stickers all over his clothing.
Giving a single grunt of apathy, he tucks his head back underneath his wing and vows not to eat any more taters offered by scantily-clad nymphs. Now pies... That was a different matter.
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Post by Trista on Nov 1, 2001 10:53:42 GMT -5
OWWWWWWWWWWW! That hurts! Mean Bubba and even meaner Tyrant JR! Oh Impish leader... I think that your sweet Raven needs some serious punishment! Hiding the twister board for a day would probably do the trick!
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Post by IceAngel on Nov 1, 2001 11:00:59 GMT -5
OWWWWWWWWWWW! That hurts! Mean Bubba and even meaner Tyrant JR! Oh Impish leader... I think that your sweet Raven needs some serious punishment! Hiding the twister board for a day would probably do the trick! Dearest Tristaimp and vp of the Kothiewothieetc Fan Club, I think that you may be right... such impertinence toward our sweetcutecuddlywuddly impishly adorable selves is just not acceptable! ;D *gives Kothiebaboo extra fluffy stuffed bear and a new rubber ducky while singing the songs of Spelman* Oh Raven of my heart... ahem... about this wanton destruction of CUTEness.... *shakes a finger and tsk tsks*
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