King of the Sweet Winnebaboo Hall

[Maigan]

Fonzie said:

Hmmm I think we should truss him up and dress him as the fairy he has become before leaveing him in a local gay bar ask LotR for directions I believe he frequents them......

I feel a tu-tu coming on ...

There once was a spammer called Spelman
who got lots of his fun raising hell. Man!
So we trussed him up tight
in a tu-tu. That's right!
Now he's here at the door as the Bellman.

Now the Fonze is the man - he is cool
You can tell he is nobody's food
But among his delights
is to see Spelman's tights -
Just the sight of those legs makes me drool

It's so sad IA's going away
And we dearly would love her to stay
But I'm willing to bet
Just one small pirouette
From the Spelman and she's on her way

So I'm telling you, Fonze, take no chances
and control Spelman's urges for dances
His display with the bear
(well you had to be there)
cost the forumers lots of weird glances

So it's up to the Fonz to be sure
that he stays the one we all adore
While he's running the forum
A sense of decorum
Will surely be thrown out the door

[Kothoses the Tyrant]

LMFAO classy Maigan hahahahaha but its hard to tell are you with the IMPS *points at them* or the rightous Army of coolness (thass my forces)

[Spelman]

Sooooo........mean old Fozikothysookyleatherman try to bring in Mumsie to hit poor Spelmanimp wiffa slipper!  Bad!  Bad!  Bad Sweet Baboo!  Hurta headses him do!  Pretty Maiganlady tells nicenice story and Sweet Baboo wanna maker choose sideses...no needa choose sideses!  Justest singalong

[glow=red,2,300]what would ya do if I act like a loon, would ya call the white coat guys on me?
Lend me your ears...well, no don't 'cause that's gross, and four ears would look strange, yessireee!
I get by with a little help from an imp.
Yeah, we could try bein' nice to an imp.

Fonzi tirades and the imps paint his bike
in a shade of lavender and pink.
what was that stuff that they dumped on his head?
we're not sure, but my gahd does it stink!
I get by with a little help from an imp.
Yeah, we could try bein' nice to an imp.

Won't you beeee nice to impys
Kothy wothy snookums
Could you beee nice to impys
before they glue shut yer bums

Where do you go where you think you'd be safe from the winged perveyers of jokes?
How do you think you can maintain your cool when they've feathered what used to have spokes?
Oooh they could turn your bike into a van!
Yes a chatreuse six cylinder minivan!
And It's not kewl to be seen in that van!

Will you still be a meanie?
And pick on the poor winged shrimps?
Must you be such a meanie?
And persecute little imps

hehehhehehehehhehehehehheheheheheheheh[/glow]

[Kothoses the Tyrant]

ROFLMFBFHAO

I cant reply to that right now, damm u IMP DAMM YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Zoras]

Dammit, you guys make me wish I had poetry talent...

[Kothoses the Tyrant]

Zoras said:

Dammit, you guys make me wish I had poetry talent...

Hehheheheh yeah our spelman and maigan the NR poet lauriets eh ?

[Maigan]

Hey does that mean that I could become truly cool?

A Chevvy Impala imposes, nearly impacting the Imperator (that's you Koth) and the impious Impmaster (guess who?).

An imperial impressario, impeccablly impressive, implies' "Impmaster, I'm impressing you with this impromptu imprint, imploring that you impound this Imperator, imprison him in our impregnable Imphold. Your impassioned impasto has imperdeptible import, and he is impervious. I don't wish to impose or be impolite, but your imposture is impossible.

He hands Spelman a parchment and a bumper sticker and drives away and drives away. The parchment simplu says,"Brought to you by the Institute on Impassioned Imps."

The bumper sticker reads "Imps do it Impressively!"

Geeze Spelman, you sure hang out with some strange people.

[Kothoses the Tyrant]

ROFLMAO that was good maigan, though I got the impression u were after becomeing an IMP your self hehehe.

[Maigan]

I can confess, oh King of Coolness, that I'm being definitely drawn down into the muddy morass of mystifying mischief the Spelman and his spritely sympathisers are supplying.

Also, I don't think I could cope with putting that greasy stuff through my hair.

[Kothoses the Tyrant]

Maigan said:

I can confess, oh King of Coolness, that I'm being definitely drawn down into the muddy morass of mystifying mischief the Spelman and his spritely sympathisers are supplying.

Then you are weak, and do not deserve to call your self a Jedi *kshht heavy breathing darth vader style*

Maigan said:

Also, I don't think I could cope with putting that greasy stuff through my hair.

LMFAO there are just too many sperm type jokes I could make here at this point......

[Spelman]

*Imp Mode*
Oooooooooooo.  Sweet Baboo do da Dart Vadey thing!  Allus fussin'.  Never letta impy's hava funzies!  No fair!  Gotta BIIIG flashlightswipycutcut!  Swartz be witim!  Gotta dood it!

When we causes liddle troubles
Fonzi goes and calls Mumsie
She froes meanie slipper
Let him beeee
Then he getses Darty Wader
No let cars be from Chevy
We got bumper sticker
Let imp beeee

Let imp beee
let imp be
Let imp be, oh let imp be
Kothysnookiookums
Let imp beeee.

Impy justest wanna play fun
Spamajamin wild and free
Never maka senses
Let imp beeee
IA, Maigan, Spelman, who else?
Whatever happened to E.D.?
We need lossa impies
Let imp beee!

Let imp beee
let imp be
Let imp be, oh let imp be
Kothysnookiookums
Let imp beeee.

Kothywothysnookie Babboo
You know you love our company
Put away the swatter
Let Imp beeee
No need to call Orkin meanies
Impys need a referee
Spam might be the answer
Let imp beeee

Let imp beee
let imp be
Let imp be, oh let imp be
Kothysnookiookums
Let imp beeee.

[Kothoses the Tyrant]

Lennon would be so proud of what uve turned his song into my man....