Post by Maigan on Nov 3, 2001 8:06:28 GMT -5
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Specials this week:
Are you tired of your old hopes? For a limited period you can purchase the fully automatic, patented Acme Optimist Kit! Comes complete - no attachments needed! Order now and receive Optimism at no extra cost! It's promising at just 49.99GP. Order now and we'll throw in a Fresh Start at no extra charge. Be the first on your block to own the new Acme Optimist Kit!
Tired of staying awake all night? Trade in your old anxiety for a box of Acme Sleep Sheep. 1000 per box. Guaranteed so boring that even your neighbours will get drowsy! They're cheap sheep at only 99.99GP per box! And for just an additional 24.99GP you can own the add-on lawn care and garden compost attachments. Put those sheep to work during your waking hours. Another quality Acme product. Additional attachment available through your local hands on retailer (Discount vouchers accepted from all residents of New Zealand, Wales and Pedro)
Tired of it raining on your parade? Want to wash your car and still have that picnic? Get your Insta-matic Silver Lining here. Dont let a dark cloud ruin your day. Find the bright side of life. 74.99GP is all you need! Don't let despair run your life. Simply inflate your silver lining and attach to any desperate situation. Find a rainbow and brighten your day with the all new, guaranteed silver lining (inflate-o-matic 35GP and umbrella-matic 49.99GP - personal shoppers only, no rainchecks). Brought to you by Holiday Rain - 'You can depend on hoiday rain products' guaranteed by Tedium: Holiday Rain and Tedium - what a combination!
Enter our Pot of Gold competition. Buy a Silver Lining and go into the draw for a Pot of Gold! Only available with products bearing the Silver Lining label.
Shoppers - when you need a break you can always find a refreshing change at our Tavern of 1000 Dreams conveniently located nest door.
Specials this week:
Are you tired of your old hopes? For a limited period you can purchase the fully automatic, patented Acme Optimist Kit! Comes complete - no attachments needed! Order now and receive Optimism at no extra cost! It's promising at just 49.99GP. Order now and we'll throw in a Fresh Start at no extra charge. Be the first on your block to own the new Acme Optimist Kit!
Tired of staying awake all night? Trade in your old anxiety for a box of Acme Sleep Sheep. 1000 per box. Guaranteed so boring that even your neighbours will get drowsy! They're cheap sheep at only 99.99GP per box! And for just an additional 24.99GP you can own the add-on lawn care and garden compost attachments. Put those sheep to work during your waking hours. Another quality Acme product. Additional attachment available through your local hands on retailer (Discount vouchers accepted from all residents of New Zealand, Wales and Pedro)
Tired of it raining on your parade? Want to wash your car and still have that picnic? Get your Insta-matic Silver Lining here. Dont let a dark cloud ruin your day. Find the bright side of life. 74.99GP is all you need! Don't let despair run your life. Simply inflate your silver lining and attach to any desperate situation. Find a rainbow and brighten your day with the all new, guaranteed silver lining (inflate-o-matic 35GP and umbrella-matic 49.99GP - personal shoppers only, no rainchecks). Brought to you by Holiday Rain - 'You can depend on hoiday rain products' guaranteed by Tedium: Holiday Rain and Tedium - what a combination!
Enter our Pot of Gold competition. Buy a Silver Lining and go into the draw for a Pot of Gold! Only available with products bearing the Silver Lining label.
Shoppers - when you need a break you can always find a refreshing change at our Tavern of 1000 Dreams conveniently located nest door.