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Post by Silmarillion on Oct 29, 2001 13:24:28 GMT -5
I wonder what would happen if a woman took Testosterol? For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a Testosterone replacement drug for men. I heard an ad for it on the radio and starting wondering what if a woman took it... : Would we suddenly forget all birthdays and anniversaries? Would we feel an overwhelming urge to throw our clothes all over the floor? What about the toilet seat? Would we want to keep it up? Would we want to have sex with any woman who spoke to us? Would our brains slowly shrink in size? Our short term memory, would it *disappear*? Would we learn the language of grunting? Would we finally understand the 'fear of committment' thing? Would our crotches suddenly need adjusting all the time? Would we find ourselves unable to use the 'L' word and actually mean it? Would we forget what colors actually *matched*? Would we understand the attraction to pro sports? Would we want to shoot guns, drink beer, and make fools of ourselves? Would we forget to think before we spoke? Or forget to *think* at all? Would we learn how to burn water? Would the urge to cry dissipate? Would doing two things at once become nearly impossible? would we suddenly hate cuddling?? Would we become 'channel flippers' with the remote? Would our attention span greatly decrease? Would 'talking' or sharing suddenly become uncomfortable? And last but not least.....would we have an orgasm EVERY TIME we had sex??! **editors note: Please notice the tongue in my cheek.
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Post by Palin the Wizard on Oct 29, 2001 14:32:40 GMT -5
Of *course* not, Sil! Such things would be impossible! It's simply not part of female nature. Besides, you forgot: "Would women stop caring where the kids go to party", and "Would women stop wanting to have children at all" - two very important issues regarding men.
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Post by Nightcrawler on Oct 29, 2001 16:59:44 GMT -5
You would get more aggressive and take on a more "male" appearance I should check the medicine cabinet of this girl down the hall...
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Post by Trista on Oct 29, 2001 17:01:03 GMT -5
You would get more aggressive and take on a more "male" appearance Hmmm..... OH! I know...... You mean beer bellies and baldness!
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Post by Fortuna_Freeman on Oct 29, 2001 17:08:52 GMT -5
Would we suddenly forget all birthdays and anniversaries? Nope - you'd remember your own Would we feel an overwhelming urge to throw our clothes all over the floor? and why not? that's what it's for What about the toilet seat? Would we want to keep it up? you flush, don't you? DON'T YOU? Would we want to have sex with any woman who spoke to us? can I watch? Would our brains slowly shrink in size? increase, my dear, increase Our short term memory, would it *disappear*? only if you're on-call (like me ) Would we learn the language of grunting? which end? Would we finally understand the 'fear of committment' thing? i've only known women to have that fear - sorry Would our crotches suddenly need adjusting all the time? you don't realise how enjoyable that actually is Would we find ourselves unable to use the 'L' word and actually mean it? only if you don't mean it Would we forget what colors actually *matched*? course not - you just wouldn't care Would we understand the attraction to pro sports? give us a beer while you think on it Would we want to shoot guns, drink beer, and make fools of ourselves? shoot guns? sounds like an American thing as for fools -MUFFLED VOICE~ <-- to avoid slap Would we forget to think before we spoke? Or forget to *think* at all? you wouldn't need to as you'd now be perfect Would we learn how to burn water? ~shame~ yes, I have done that before Would the urge to cry dissipate? only in public Would doing two things at once become nearly impossible? you'd need to do 3 or more would we suddenly hate cuddling?? not if you rub groins Would we become 'channel flippers' with the remote? my ex-GIRLfriend was a channel flipper - I hardly watch the telly Would our attention span greatly decrease? sorry? what was that? zzzzz Would 'talking' or sharing suddenly become uncomfortable? depends what you share (or who ) And last but not least.....would we have an orgasm EVERY TIME we had sex??! only if the woman is prepared to wait an hour or two Thank you all
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Post by Falkirk on Oct 29, 2001 20:58:27 GMT -5
Not only that, you'd probably:
- Learn how to drive
- Start thinking logically
- Earn a higher salary
- Stop squandering all your money on clothes
- Not get cranky every month
- Stop being afraid of spiders
- Learn how to fix stuff around the house
- Not fall into hysterics in a crisis
- And learn to keep your crew members in the boat!
Life would be great!
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Post by Silmarillion on Oct 29, 2001 21:12:21 GMT -5
- And learn to keep your crew members in the boat! ROFLMAO!! That wasn't my fault! Maybe if my *ahem* crew paddled harder they wouldn't have fallen out of the boat...hehe j/k Makes for good video though...LOL
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Post by Nightcrawler on Oct 30, 2001 3:35:06 GMT -5
Would we finally understand the 'fear of committment' thing? i've only known women to have that fear - sorry Amen. College sluts.
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Post by Zoras on Oct 30, 2001 6:49:37 GMT -5
Would we suddenly forget all birthdays and anniversaries? Nope. However, I restrict my knowledge of birthdays and anniversaries only to those people who really mean a lot to me. Its these same people who'll remember MY birthday, after all. Would we feel an overwhelming urge to throw our clothes all over the floor? I don't do that in the first place. I've never quite understood why other guys like to.What about the toilet seat? Would we want to keep it up? I leave it up because my mother told me to. (Seriously, she hated it if we left it down and we got urine all over the seat.)Would we want to have sex with any woman who spoke to us? Speaking is not a requirement, my dear. Would our brains slowly shrink in size? Actually, in terms of body to brain ratio, it DOES get much less from the time you're an infant.Our short term memory, would it *disappear*? Nope. My short term memory is very good.Would we learn the language of grunting? Uh?Would we finally understand the 'fear of committment' thing? Share the love, baby!Would our crotches suddenly need adjusting all the time? You'd need adjusting too if you had something between your legs that protruded, and if you were wearing tight jeans. Would we find ourselves unable to use the 'L' word and actually mean it? I use the 'L' word, but its all in the enunciation...Would we forget what colors actually *matched*? I mainly stick to dark colors, so I'm pretty safe here. Would we understand the attraction to pro sports? I'm NOT attracted to pro sports.Would we want to shoot guns, drink beer, and make fools of ourselves? Shooting can be fun, but I don't drink, and since I don't get drunk, I rarely make a fool of myself. At least in public. Would we forget to think before we spoke? Or forget to *think* at all? I speak little in r/l, because I'm usually thinking. You might be happier not knowing what I'm thinking about. ;DWould we learn how to burn water? You can do that?Would the urge to cry dissipate? It lessens dramatically, but not altogether.Would doing two things at once become nearly impossible? Actually this is true. I much prefer to focus on one thing at a time.would we suddenly hate cuddling?? I LOVE cuddling. Ask Gia, Sil and Aradia. Would we become 'channel flippers' with the remote? I HATE channel flippers...Would our attention span greatly decrease? Depends on what you're talking about.Would 'talking' or sharing suddenly become uncomfortable? Why would it?And last but not least.....would we have an orgasm EVERY TIME we had sex??! I'd say its a safe bet.
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Post by Erik on Oct 30, 2001 8:54:44 GMT -5
How to Satisfy a Woman Every Time: Lick, paw, ogle, caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, dig, floralize, feed, laminate, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, bark, purr, hug, baste, marinate, coddle, excite, pacify, tattoo, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, tunnel, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, ululate, trust, dip, twirl, dive, grovel, ignore, defend, milk, coax, clothe, straddle, melt, brag, acquiesce, aromate, prevail, super collide, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, reddi-whip, embrace, delouse, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, mosh, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, hold her hair while she's puking in the toilet, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, do a nickel in Attica for, dream of, promise, exceed, deliver, tease, flirt, enlist, torch, pine, wheedle, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, hezbollah, jihad, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her to Funkytown, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.
How to Satisfy a Man Every Time: Show up naked.
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Post by Aradia on Oct 30, 2001 13:57:44 GMT -5
Erik....I thought it was show up naked with beer? And actually for me, it's just pretty simple: worship me, give me lots of sex, eat my food, and don't mess with my kitchen. Hmmm...*contemplates* Yah, that's about it Worshipping me doesn't mean buy me crap either. I dated a guy once who thought if he threw money at me every date I'd adore him. Yuck! Worship means appreciate me for what I am, and show me in your actions that you want me and nobody else The end. Any volunteers, give me a ring when you hit South Carolina heh As far as the list Sil gave....I won't comment on it, except to say that I'm sort of a little bitter about men right now to either laugh at it for the joke it is or to say it's not true Sorry
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