Zoras
Minion
Burn with the Dragon's soul
Posts: 203
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Post by Zoras on Oct 28, 2001 2:32:34 GMT -5
Hello, my name is Zoras, and I'm a newbie. *waves to the assembled people as they all chant in disinterested tones, "Hi Zoras..."*
So, a bit about myself. I'm 21, currently enlisted with the Army. I love books, writing, games, women, anime, sex and this newfangled thing called the Internet. Oh, and I'm really a Dragon trapped in a human's body. I think that explains my tendency to hoard and collect things, as well as a desire to ravish nubile young women.
Um... I've been called lazy, brilliant, a gifted writer, perverted, a sicko, intelligent, a good friend, a listener, obstinate, tolerant, sexy, ugly, handsome and just plain weird, so I believe I've heard the lot.
OK, my mouth is getting dry now, so I'll sit down and let the next guy talk.
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Post by Trista on Oct 28, 2001 2:45:36 GMT -5
Zoras!
You big Dragon, *hugs* Glad to see you here!
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Post by Spelman on Oct 28, 2001 4:54:12 GMT -5
Hi, Zoras!
I'm a newbie here, myself and I represent the SPAMWAY corporation. ;D I am CERtain you'll be interested in our fine line of products and we can help you with that scaley skin condition of yours with our all new, ;D completely organic, guarenteed, absolutely free, (for only 19.95), Dragon's Dermatological Dream Salve. ;D Yes, just rub this shi..*ahem*...product on your underarms and apply a small amount to yer even smaller.....
<ducks and runs>
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Post by Gia on Oct 28, 2001 7:02:03 GMT -5
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Post by Demiurgos on Oct 28, 2001 7:27:11 GMT -5
Welcome Zoras! *Barney-hug!*
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Zoras
Minion
Burn with the Dragon's soul
Posts: 203
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Post by Zoras on Oct 28, 2001 8:24:15 GMT -5
No thanks, Spelman. I don't put faith in spam-based products. *hugs for Trista* * for Gia* *Flaming breath for Barney *
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Post by Maigan on Nov 1, 2001 4:11:25 GMT -5
Hi Zoras! Nice to see ya!
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Post by Belecthor on Nov 3, 2001 8:35:31 GMT -5
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WB, o scaley one!!!
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