Tavern of 1000 Dreams

[Maigan]

Order anything you want. Our friendly staff are here to grant you your hearts desire.

Nothing over 500GP!

Fancy a castle in the sky? How about a dream princess? Want unlimited wealth? Dream of a plumber who shows up on time and doesn't cost the earth?

Try the Tavern of 1000 Dreams.

Family menus available. All requests come with a side salad. Drinks and fries extra. Drive thru available in some countries.

[Spelman]

I'll take the restfull nights sleep with a side order of....well....you know.....

[Maigan]

Coming right up. Here's yer side salad and fries. Sleep will be a few minutes. I'd recommen ya skip th coffee.

Say, have yer seen th specials  at th shop next door?

*hands Spelman a pamphlet*

Tired of staying awake all night? Trade in your old anxiety for a box of Acme Sleep Sheep. 1000 per box. Guaranteed so boring that even your neighbours will get drowsy! They're cheap sheep at only 99.99GP per box! And for just an additional 24.99GP you can own the add-on lawn care and garden compost attachments. Put those sheep to work during your waking hours. Another quality Acme product. Additional attachment available through your local hands on retailer (Discount vouchers accepted from all residents of New Zealand, Wales and Pedro)

That'll be 150GP, Sir.

[DiabloRex]

What is it with you and 1000 dreams Maigan? ;D lol

[Maigan]

Got a nice ring to it and diamonds are a girls best friend!  

[Zoras]

*phone rings*

Hey Maigan! Its Zoras from down the road. Would you mind keeping the raucous celebrations a bit more quiet? We're trying to have our weekly degenerate orgy down here. And please, NO sending your customers over here. I remember the last time you did that, some scoundrels made off with 50 sacks of my gold, 12 of my personal harem and 7 scales from my... you know. ;D

[Spelman]

Hello, Maigan?  This is the telephone company....we understand that a dragon has been calling people and accusing them of strange behavior....Yeah?   Okay....Well we wanted you to know that the things he accuses others of all seems to be tied into some delusion that he is having an orgy....Yes, that's right......with a lizard, ma'am.....yes.........And he said something about the scales on his............Hmmmmm.............well, the major concern is that he has been telling people that it's pronounced "Thacko"........Yes, and we want to go on record as stating that it should, at least for phoning purposes be pronounced "Thay-Co"..............Oh, and about those 1-900 numbers from this extention....beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.....hello?......Hello?!

[Zoras]

*strikes off Spelman's name from the orgy guest list*  

Take that!

[ElricMorlockin]

Spelman and Maigan..... lay off the "shrooms" you two, there are no such things as dragons! Zoras is only a figment in our *ahem* I mean, your imaginations!

Btw, Maigan, you sixties child! What type of mushrooms are in the tossed salads you serve here?  ;D

[Maigan]

Hey - this is the Tavern of 1000 Dreams. Any type you can imagine! Say - do you want fries with that!