DSL services

[Bardan_the_Slayer]

OK - seeing as this is the current incarnation of my moderated section, I guess I'll do the first poll :-)

The DSL service providers that have failed us and kept MH down for a while - should we

1 - Storm the offices, burn the men, rape the photocopiers, say "Ni!" to the women, leave lewd remarks on the bathroom walls and generally act like unhappy people

2 - Write a letter composed of 1 letter from each MH member, all jammed together into one monster correspondence and mail it to every home in America detailing the situation, and do this every week until things get better

3 - Act all sullen for a while, and say "Bah!" to children and small dogs

4 - all take night classes in genetic engineering, and create a MH monster - a cross between Koth on a bad day and Strider in a bad mood, that will systematically wipe out the middle management of DSL companies until a solution is found

5 - grumble a bit, and post on a temporary forum, while offering thanks to those who set it up

6 - other - please clarify

Thangoo for your time Please come again!

[MasterD_Evil]

I vote option number 4 ... or number 6 and then go for a regular bomb, or a napalm bomb... or something that hurts a lot in general

[Palin the Wizard]

I agree with MDE...

[Calista_Jade]

Since they bankrupted... it's more likely that you wont find these office, or find them very empty... good luck

[Fortuna_Freeman]

I go for option 3, but then I'm pottier than you

so there!!!

[IceAngel]

Hmm .. I'm a #5, myself.. sorry.. I'm too normal and agreeable, aren't I? LOLOL

HEY CHOCOLATE KING! *waves and sips tea*

[Nightcrawler]

I'll go with a combination of #5 and #6.  First for my 'other' vote, we should figure out a way to make the DSL company go bankrupt.......what's that?  They already went bankrupt??  Ok scratch that, I'll vote for #5.

[Demiurgos]

#4 if you let a little of Barney into the monster. (he/I do have some monsterous traits, admidt it!)

otherwise #2.

[Bardan_the_Slayer]

IceAngel said:

HEY CHOCOLATE KING! *waves and sips tea*

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Hey there friendly lass *waves and eats chocolate*

[Zoras]

6. Call "The Corporation" and inform them that is a prime candidate available for assimilation. Within 8 hours, they will have representatives who look like nothing if not Agent Smith and will offer a very simple contract to the former DSL providers.

MH should be back up another 3 hours following that, and likely we'll never hear from the former owners again. Nice and tidy.

*silently pockets the cut he gets from The Corporation, and walks off whistling*

Btw, we never had this conversation.

[Reeka]

I'll have a number 5, please, with a diet coke and hold the pickles.

[Trista]

Reeka said:

I'll have a number 5, please, with a diet coke and hold the pickles.

Hey Reeka

*hugs*

LOL  

umm  

*Where's the chocolate?*

[RavenKnights]

Oh good god, the first option is TOO funny!! LMFAO!!!!!

I'd really have to go with #1, it's too damn good to do otherwise! Besides, I have valid reasons for not selecting the others.

#2 Write a letter? We ARE talking about MH here... We're not the most coherent bunch as is, they'd probably think that we were sending them anthrax or something...

#3 I'm ALWAYS like that!

#4 Isn't Strider ALWAYS in a bad mood, though? ;-) And middle management? Who cares about those guys anyway?? =)

#5 Hmm... Who'd be crazy enough to do THIS?!?  

#6 I'm not smart enough to come up with anything better than #1! ;-)

[Fortuna_Freeman]

suppose we COULD send them Anthrax but that would be in poor taste

[Reeka]

Trista said:

Hey Reeka

*hugs*

LOL  <br>
umm   <br>
*Where's the chocolate?*

Good to see you, TD!  *hugs*


Edited By Trista:   moved your post below the quote lines sweetie.