Post by Blizzard on Nov 5, 2001 13:09:14 GMT -5
"Half-A-Fling: Alora opens up a can of Whoop-ass" - Ever wondered what ever happenned to the half-pint bundle of irrepressable joy? Well now you can find out, as you join her in her quest to kill the man who woed, used, pimped and dumped her, Eldoth.
"Xan and Barney cheer up the Forgotten Realms" - Xan ever so depressed becomes a potion junkie, chugging down endless ammounts of Ogre Strength potions waiting for sweet oblivion to take hold. Down, out and desperate for anything, he finds and drinks an odd purple potion, and now he has his own personal dinosaur that only he can see called Barney. Join them as they quest to hock up everybody on the legenday "Happy Juice".
"Planescaped" - Vhailor and Ignus are flung into the Forgotten realms thanks to an unknown portal. Much laughter and merriment ensues as Vhailor dishes out justice on the streets, while Ignus looks for something to burn.
"Elminster in the Mushroom Kingdom" - Join Elminster as he tries to capture the elusive little blue people who live in mushrooms. Are they real, or has he smoked that pipe one too many times? You decide!
"Barbie Pretty Pink Paladin Playset" - Join Barbie, the Pretty Pink Paladin in her tight pink mini-skirt suit of armor as she trecks across the realms just beeing a blonde and looking slutty, but not slutty enough for parents to complain!
"Diablo invades the Forgotten Realms" - For all those Diablo fans who cant seem to tell the difference between an RPG and a hack and slash!!! Join our peppy cast Diablo-style!
"Aliens vs Predator vs Terminator vs Demogorgon" - Sit back and watch as humanity is laid to waste as the most powerful and deadly enemies in the universe squabble in a death match. Winner gets to be the bringer of Armageddon!!
"De'Arnise Mansion House Party" - Join Nalia, Imoen, Jaheira, Aerie, Viconia, and yes, even Mazzy, as they round up all the BG girls for one big steamy sleep over!! And just when you think it cant get any better Bodhi and Tamoko show up to crash the party!!
"Minsc: As the Boo turns(or Boo's of our lives)" - Suck up the drama and romance as Minsc and Boos relationship enter rough waters on the ocean of love when Jan is caught selling dirty pictures of Boo in compromising positions in the black matrket. All hell breaks loose when Jan confesses that his true feelings are for Minsc himself, and all was an attempt to seperate the two to keep Minsc for himself!!
"Firkraags and Saladrex's Monsterpiece Theater" - Join our two most eloquent and equaly evil dragons as they talk your ears off about 'the good old days' of pillaging and hunting. Look for the moment Firkraags fidgets in his seat and Saladrex scratches his nose twice. Absolutely thrilling!
"Bhaal Pocket Dimension Pimp House" - Become a Pimp! Summon many elegible bachelors and women into your own private pocket dimension and sell their services to eager customers. Guaranteed, no way of escape. *Variant: "Bhall Pocket Dimension Slave Trade"
"Xan and Barney cheer up the Forgotten Realms" - Xan ever so depressed becomes a potion junkie, chugging down endless ammounts of Ogre Strength potions waiting for sweet oblivion to take hold. Down, out and desperate for anything, he finds and drinks an odd purple potion, and now he has his own personal dinosaur that only he can see called Barney. Join them as they quest to hock up everybody on the legenday "Happy Juice".
"Planescaped" - Vhailor and Ignus are flung into the Forgotten realms thanks to an unknown portal. Much laughter and merriment ensues as Vhailor dishes out justice on the streets, while Ignus looks for something to burn.
"Elminster in the Mushroom Kingdom" - Join Elminster as he tries to capture the elusive little blue people who live in mushrooms. Are they real, or has he smoked that pipe one too many times? You decide!
"Barbie Pretty Pink Paladin Playset" - Join Barbie, the Pretty Pink Paladin in her tight pink mini-skirt suit of armor as she trecks across the realms just beeing a blonde and looking slutty, but not slutty enough for parents to complain!
"Diablo invades the Forgotten Realms" - For all those Diablo fans who cant seem to tell the difference between an RPG and a hack and slash!!! Join our peppy cast Diablo-style!
"Aliens vs Predator vs Terminator vs Demogorgon" - Sit back and watch as humanity is laid to waste as the most powerful and deadly enemies in the universe squabble in a death match. Winner gets to be the bringer of Armageddon!!
"De'Arnise Mansion House Party" - Join Nalia, Imoen, Jaheira, Aerie, Viconia, and yes, even Mazzy, as they round up all the BG girls for one big steamy sleep over!! And just when you think it cant get any better Bodhi and Tamoko show up to crash the party!!
"Minsc: As the Boo turns(or Boo's of our lives)" - Suck up the drama and romance as Minsc and Boos relationship enter rough waters on the ocean of love when Jan is caught selling dirty pictures of Boo in compromising positions in the black matrket. All hell breaks loose when Jan confesses that his true feelings are for Minsc himself, and all was an attempt to seperate the two to keep Minsc for himself!!
"Firkraags and Saladrex's Monsterpiece Theater" - Join our two most eloquent and equaly evil dragons as they talk your ears off about 'the good old days' of pillaging and hunting. Look for the moment Firkraags fidgets in his seat and Saladrex scratches his nose twice. Absolutely thrilling!
"Bhaal Pocket Dimension Pimp House" - Become a Pimp! Summon many elegible bachelors and women into your own private pocket dimension and sell their services to eager customers. Guaranteed, no way of escape. *Variant: "Bhall Pocket Dimension Slave Trade"